Awesome baby names you'd never actually subject a child to

[Anoria]

Tellthemstories: I hope they give him a thorough psych evaluation first.

So, Nathan just asked if we could put special characters in our kids' names, and while I said no, that led to a flash of inspiration:
Name your kid Factorial, spelled "!". Call them Tori for short.

So tempted.

[Peter]

For a moment I thought you guys were making an announcement