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The big fat crush thread

Postby Kinders » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:26 pm

...because I whore myself about the internet and the 'Pub is the only place I'm pretty sure she won't find me.

I found out last night that her ideal man is a tall, dark arty type. She's interested in politics but wants to be a writer. She is horribly cute and I am horribly besotted. Gah!
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby blueangel » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:16 pm

Thats cute! Used any charm on her yet? ;)


I find Im more attractive after you have 10 shots and a slap on the face.

So generally I forget my crushes.
Or I have interest and loose it after two months.
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby LadyHawke » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:52 am



I find Im more attractive after you have 10 shots and a slap on the face.
Okay, that was pretty funny. And perhaps a bit like myself......

I think that is sweet, Kinders. I know some very olde love spells should you need them..... :wink:
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Kinders » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:57 pm

Last night, she shimmied up to me and held out her hands for a dance. We held hands and danced to some smooth reggae, and I looked into her eyes for what would otherwise have been an awkwardly long period, and, about a minute in, the song cut out and it was all over. Then we went home, and I think I sent her one too many texts.
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Nora » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:43 pm

Last night, she shimmied up to me and held out her hands for a dance. We held hands and danced to some smooth reggae, and I looked into her eyes for what would otherwise have been an awkwardly long period, and, about a minute in, the song cut out and it was all over. Then we went home, and I think I sent her one too many texts.
Extended eye contact is a marvelous thing. It's amazing how what would be so awkward between almost any other two is so lovely between the right pair in the right mood..

Anyhow, sounds like you have a good thing going here, congrats. Don't fret about too many texts, though. Unless she says you're overloading her, it sounds like all is well. Good luck to you :)
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby LadyHawke » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:36 pm

Okay, need three of your hairs to bake in a special cake and ya gotta get her to eat it, works every time...... Oldie but a goodie. :lol:
Seriously, tho, good luck, sounds like magick there.......
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby blueangel » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:19 pm

Thats got to be the cutest and most endearing thing i have ever ever read


God I hate people in love with electirc connections
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Kinders » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:41 pm

She sent me a cute poem at work today. I should probably get some self-confidence and accept that, in all likelihood, I'm in there, right?
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby blueangel » Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:52 pm

She sent me a cute poem at work today. I should probably get some self-confidence and accept that, in all likelihood, I'm in there, right?


guys and their lack of getting hints

I think that that is the equivilant of a smack in the face of together-ness

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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Kinders » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:19 am

Yet self-doubt reigns!
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby bethanwy » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:31 am

I've had a crush on the same guy for the last seven years, you don't get more self-doubting than that. :P
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Kinders » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:24 pm

I discovered this morning that she sent cute poems to everyone.

Burn.
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby blueangel » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:02 pm

Are you sure?

wouldnt it be worht your while just ASKING her out on a date before the line of 'your too much of a friend' rule starts to apply?
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Kinders » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:22 pm

Certain - and I know I'm not the only one to have replied with a cute poem, so I don't even have that edge.

I'm not much of a one for asking out on dates... I prefer to have things happen organically. But I might, y'know, try and speed things along a little...
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby blueangel » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:37 pm

I'm not much of a one for asking out on dates... I prefer to have things happen organically. But I might, y'know, try and speed things along a little...

WELL, do it sooooooon

or as the say, bite the bullet and stick the lips on her
always speeds things on a tad...
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Peter » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:21 am

Certain - and I know I'm not the only one to have replied with a cute poem, so I don't even have that edge.

I'm not much of a one for asking out on dates... I prefer to have things happen organically. But I might, y'know, try and speed things along a little...
Definitely ask her. :D
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Bellerophon » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:59 pm

Certain - and I know I'm not the only one to have replied with a cute poem, so I don't even have that edge.
Here's a cute poem for you:
I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough, without ever having
felt sorry for itself.
Man up and ask her out to dinner! You can do it!
A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Peter » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:53 pm

And while we're trading poems:

Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love's day;
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the Flood;
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow.
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.

But at my back I always hear
Time's winged chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found,
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song; then worms shall try
That long preserv'd virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust.
The grave's a fine and private place,
But none I think do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may;
And now, like am'rous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour,
Than languish in his slow-chapp'd power.
Let us roll all our strength, and all
Our sweetness, up into one ball;
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Thorough the iron gates of life.
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run.
Get on with it!
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Qu Klaani » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:41 am

I'm not much of a one for asking out on dates... I prefer to have things happen organically. But I might, y'know, try and speed things along a little...
What if she prefers to "have things happen organically" too? Then you're ~*iguana*~.
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Re: The big fat crush thread

Postby Kinders » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:37 am

I didn't mean it quite so fatalistically - just that I'd rather nurture a relationship than flat out ask someone out...

That is a gorgeous and inspiring poem, Peter. Let's see what the weekend brings...
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