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Best opening lines of books EVER

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:26 am
by Aletheia Dolorosa
This refers only to non-HDM books, obviously.

Mine is from I Capture the Castle:

'I write this sitting in the kitchen sink'.

It's a perfect first line because it makes you go 'huh?'

PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:54 pm
by Aurone
While I've yet to find the time to read the actual book, I think one of the greates opening lines is Moby Dick's "Call me Ishmale."

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:17 am
by furbaby
A haunting and immortal opening line:

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again - Rebecca

And some of Ruth Rendell/Barbara Vine's novels have irresistible openings. I will return with some...

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:37 am
by Aletheia Dolorosa
While I've yet to find the time to read the actual book, I think one of the greates opening lines is Moby Dick's "Call me Ishmale."
You should read it. But be prepared for long passages on whales, whaling and whalers that seem to go nowhere. I got it for my 21st birthday, and struggled through it during a trip to Europe, but it was worth it.
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again - Rebecca
An excellent book. It's one of my sister's favourites, and scared her so much that when she was reading it, she couldn't read it at night.

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:45 pm
by Somewhat
"They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that it is in a body that, in the morning, is going to be hanged."
-Going Postal, Terry Pratchett

It's the first line and the first paragraph, too. It certainly isn't the very best but I do like it a lot.

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:30 am
by Jaya
A haunting and immortal opening line:

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again - Rebecca
One of my favourites too 8) Rebecca is an awesome book.

On the topic of Discworld, one of my favourite Pratchett openings is:

The rumour spread through the city like wildfire (which had quite often spread through Ankh-Morpork since its citizen's had learned the words 'fire insurance'). - The Truth

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:05 am
by cassingtonscholar
Mine is from I Capture the Castle:

'I write this sitting in the kitchen sink'.
Ugg! I hated that book.


Anyways, my favorite opening line is the classic one from A Tale of Two Cities. Please do me the honor of reading the whole way through it because this is going to take me forever to type out. Here goes:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good of for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."

Great book, if anyone hasn't read it.

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:46 am
by Somewhat
Mine is from I Capture the Castle:

'I write this sitting in the kitchen sink'.
Ugg! I hated that book.


Anyways, my favorite opening line is the classic one from A Tale of Two Cities. Please do me the honor of reading the whole way through it because this is going to take me forever to type out. Here goes:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good of for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."

Great book, if anyone hasn't read it.
It makes Dickens sound bipolar. :D

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:36 am
by Aletheia Dolorosa
I like your taste in books, even if you don't like mine. When I was younger, my mother read A Tale of Two Cities aloud to me and my sister. For about the last 5 chapters, we were all sobbing uncontrollably.

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:42 am
by AUST
The opening from 1984... Wodnerful.

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:48 am
by Aletheia Dolorosa
Quote it again for me, I'm not remembering. *winces in shame*

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:31 pm
by Ultracommando93
Quote it again for me, I'm not remembering. *winces in shame*
1984? "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirtee. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly thorugh the glass doors of Victory mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of grtty dust from entering along with him". It goes on to describe the rather nasty apartment block.

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:02 pm
by furbaby
Here’s a few Ruth Rendell/ Barbara Vine openers. She has a great knack for hooking you right from the start, or as Aletheia put it, making you go “huh?”

The clothes of the dead won’t wear long. They fret for the person who owned them. (The Brimstone Wedding)

A great many things that other people did all the time she had never done. (King Solomon’s Carpet)

They have sent me here because of what happened on the pylon. (Grasshopper)

Eunice Parchman killed the Coverdale family because she could not read or write. (A Judgement In Stone)

On the morning Vera died I woke up very early ….. In these circumstances alone one knows when someone is going to die. All other deaths can be predicted, conjectured, even anticipated with some certainty, but not to the hour, the minute, with no room for hope. (A Dark-Adapted Eye)

Cheated a bit with the last one by leaving out a few sentences from the first paragraph, but as an opening it has that “must read on” quality.

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:50 am
by jordan college girl
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." - Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

My most favoritest book of all time. :D

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:06 am
by Aletheia Dolorosa
[quote="Ultracommando93]"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirtee.[/quote]

Of course, how could I forget?

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:25 am
by rats_rox
As Matt watched the rain through the window, the rain watched him back --- Justin Richards, The Chaos Code

I like it, it's random. :)

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:40 am
by Ultracommando93
Redemption Ark by Alastair Reynolds: "The dead ship was a thing of obscene beauty". That's random for you.

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:59 pm
by highandrandom
"Far out in the uncharted quarters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded sun."

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Oh - and as a side-note, I adore 'I Capture the Castle', though I've never really been able to understand why, it's not exactly typical of the books that I fall in love with.

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:00 pm
by Tristan
Hmm, my favorite single opening line is from One Hundred Years of Solitude:
"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."
Favorite opening *section*, though, I'd say is Lolita's:
"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.

She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.

Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, a certain initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns."

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:16 pm
by Blossom
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." - Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

My most favoritest book of all time. :D
Deffinately a great opening line :D