The Republic of Heaven

Starting this again is a bit annoying

1. Its very very very good
2. Bears wearing armour!
3. Gypsies who don't nick your bike.

4. daemons.
5. A nun-turned-physicist.
6. Innovating skeletal design away from the vertebrate cliche.

7. giant evil killer swans
8. an army from a million different worlds
9. a texan aeronaut
10. they're the best books I've ever read

Qu Klaani wrote:3. Gypsies who don't nick your bike.[/quote]

Careful! We'll have Trevor Phillips 'round!

11. Little geezers with poisonous spurs

Qu Klux Klaani wrote:

Careful! We'll have Trevor Phillips 'round!

And if he's owt like King Ogunwe, he has an army behind him.

12 Scots bampots in the Church.

13: The first ones got 2 names.
14: Their Very very good.
15: They offend one of my teachers (Reading this crap are you!)
16: Theirs going to be a movie.

17. two little kids get drunk out of their skulls, how cool is that.
18. Lyra is soooo cool.
19. A knife that can cut through universes!
20. CHEESE!!!!!!
21. Pantalaimon turns into a badger! (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
22. Witches that aren't covered in warts.
23. A device able to tell the 'truth' about everything.
24. IT HAPPENS IN ENGLAND!
25. They have a war with god!
26. It really pissed off the church!!!!! hahahahahahaahaha!

For Christ sake, I've forgotten all the ones I added before! I'll think of some...

Æsahættr2 wrote:26. It really pissed off the church!!!!! hahahahahahaahaha!

LOL, hell yeah it did.

Vicanne19 wrote:

Æsahættr2 wrote:26. It really pissed off the church!!!!! hahahahahahaahaha!

LOL, hell yeah it did.

That's funny... I'm not pissed off at all. Quite the contrary

Well you're not the Church, you're one of the few people I've talked to who has managed to successfully combine Christianity and intelligence.

27. It brought us BTTS
28. The concept of Dust
29. The name of Dust
30. The quote "You are a cesspit of moral filth," possibly my favorite seven words of the whole trilogy.

31. LYRA! (she's so cool)
32. daemons (why can't we have them)
33. It whooped the harry potter book's asses.
34. ANGELS
35. A flying fortress supposed to be heaven.
36. a reincarnation of Satan, cool.
37. Names like Iorek Byrnisson and Lee Scoresby, poor lee.
38. It has spells and magic in.
39. SHAMANS!
40. Awwwww, Lyra, *sniff sniff*

41. Alamo Gulch
42. God dies
43. It promotes ideas like kindness and generosity.
44. Parallel Universes

Æsahættr2 wrote:20. CHEESE!!!!!!

Wait, what???

Holy ~*pineapples*~, look at that, I'm no longer a grazer! I still probably have the least number of posts on this whole board, though....anyway, sorry to get off topic

i just like cheese

Cheese Ruins Lives - Just Say No.

*takes a deep breath and cuts into a ripe Munster cheese*

One of my flatmates' friends just arrived from France, with that in her bag.

At the airport, she had guards and sniffer dogs all over her.

"Merde! Ne boujez pas! Ne boujez pas! Le 'French Connection'! Putain!"

45. Crispy seal meat, like bacon, mmmmmmm, seal.

46: Lee dies knowing the love of a good hare.